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A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!!!" "Congratulations for what?" asks the lawyer. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old!" "But that's not true," says the lawyer. "I only lived to be forty." "That's impossible," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets." When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate. "Eve, honey" Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve Come back tomorrow for more of The Daily Laugh! Outstanding specials on cell phone plans. T-Mobile Cell Phone Plans with free phones and shipping. Promote your site for free at Community Knowledge. Find the best funny t shirts and hoodies right here online. Buy or sell your nortel phones, refurbished, used or unused. Powered by On Your Site! © 2010 oysxseriesxa

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